I'm just not sexy enough to be stupid

My tattoos so far...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:51:50 GMT

And as I said, I slept as though dead dreaming seamless dreams of lead.

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:18:36 GMT

A day at the park .

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:20:53 GMT

I spend most of my time reading the biographies of artists rather then examining their work. I suppose that if I can find so many similarities of their life in comparison to mine, that perhaps I'll discover what I am to do in this life. So far, my life hasn't exactly been particularly exciting or prosperous. I wonder if they experienced so many lazy days as I do. Maybe. Perhaps they didn't indulge in the same lazy day activities. I watch films and television all day. They probably read a book or took strolls or something. Maybe I find biographies interesting because it's like watching a movie for me. What I read transforms the black and white photos into streaming images of their exploits. The photos almost always shows the artist holding a cigarette in one hand whilst the other rests lightly on their knee. Perhaps I should smoke more often.

The doctor gave me new medicine today. Yayyy...

The world's smallest violin...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:23:58 GMT

Also, I'm getting fat again!

Please, please, please let me, let me, let me get what I want this time...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:21:12 GMT

So I should really update sometime. I have a lot on my mind. But I am super tired right now. I worked both my jobs today. I have an interview on Monday too. I thought I was gonna get fired at my newly acquired job but my boss said he was impressed. Hmm. I'll finish later. I won't promise that I'll remember but if I do remember then I promise.

Love, Fame, Disco Stix

Tue, 19 May 2009 04:12:39 GMT

Sooooo as far as everything looks...I'M MOVING THE FUCK OUT!

That's right. With 3 co-workers/friends to a townhouse really close to Louisville in Clarksville off the interstate. I have a few pictures I'm just too lazy to put them up. I will probably when everything is set up. I hope it'll be awesome. I hope we won't get on each others nerves, haha! There are some crazy people at complexes though that seem to like to yell and curse into their cell phones. I hope they stay away from me.

Oh yeah, I also got a puppy. I'm gonna keep him if we get the used carpet which makes the deposit $150 with no monthly fee. His name is Gio so far.

Watch this. It's the latest from Lady Gaga. It's hot as usual. My friend and future roomie agrees that it's totally dirty...

Tender is boring

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 04:02:39 GMT

How hot can this Lady get?

Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love
If it's not rough it isn't fun

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:05:32 GMT

If you haven't seen this movie, then I suggest you do yourself a favor and watch it. Better yet, buy it. I saw it while I was in Memphis and it was good, then it was better as I thought about it, now it's amazing and I can't stop thinking about it. It's like marinating meat. It get's better and better the longer you let it soak.

Oh, yeah. And I got a second interview and was told to wait for a call. If I don't get that call, I have the interviewer's email and I can, consequently, either beg for a different position or she'll just force them to hire me. Because the interviewers said B and I looked adorable. And we did. We looked great. And we were the youngest in the room. And that's what they want. We also met this really chatty cool woman in line who talked us up a lot and we gave her our phone numbers and she has ours. She called me and left a Happy Valentine's day voicemail. I couldn't answer though cause my phone was then lost in B's car. Okay, well that's all.

You're drunk! You're sexy!

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:57:14 GMT

I leave tomorrow!

Watch this:

The hottest part is like 1:36 to 1:40.

I'm feeling a little Lost in Translation. This a translation. Hence, the lost-ness. Hence, the icon.

Nate Bargatze

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:15:25 GMT

So fucking beautiful

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:43:30 GMT

Okay. I haven't wrote on here in a while.

So just a short update: I've withdrawn from school. That's the major news.

The second major news is that I'm going to Tennessee on the 11th to attend a conference on the 12th for an out of state job. I'll let everyone (like anyone reads this!) know how that goes afterward. Expect me to be really depressed and pissy if I don't get it.

That's pretty much all right now. I scratched up my glasses bad and cut my stupid bangs again. GRRR! I've been watching a lot of Sofia Coppola's films Lost in Translation and Marie Antoinette with a little Virgin Suicides thrown in there. K, I'm going to go eat mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese and pork chops. Yum for home cooked meals.

LATER!!!

P.S. I want to see Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

I've been listening to Christmas Songs...

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:25:21 GMT

Leon Redbone and Zooey Deschanel sing "Baby, it's cold outside."

She's so cute and has such a great voice. I think I need to find that album she has with some guy. Him&Her or She&Him. Something like that. I can't wait to see Yes, Man! Cause I adore Zooey.

Anyways...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:49:04 GMT

I'm bored with it all.

I really don't care much anymore.

Smoker's cough

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:29:59 GMT

Well, I've enrolled for next semester. It may be my last semester so I picked classes that I wanted to take. Hopefully, once I start taking them, they really are what I want to take. They're what I think I want to take. Let's just say that. It's a Fiction class, a psychology class over personality, a computer graphics and animations class and a photography class with a fixation on Photoshop. I don't want to be presumptuous but I like Photoshop. My friend, Trish: reality_free, taught me how to use several different functions on it and I hope that I'm not being presumptuous and the teacher ends up making me do all sorts of weird things that I will never remember. It's a three hour class anyway. It's at night so I'll be awake at least. I haven't heard from Trish in a long, long time. Where are you Trish?

I'm crashing today. I had about four hours or less sleep last night. I was gonna save my energy and sleep in a bit for my Philosophy exam but I really wanted to go to my Creative Writing class and we had to have groups assigned today so I kind of had to as well. I took my Philosophy test. I probably failed. Someone hit me with a door today but I always stick my foot out in front of me, subconsciously, so it really just hit my toe, but that still means it hit me and I was very angry and I punched her. Not really, I was tired and like, "'S all cool, my babies."

Yeah, I watched Conan last night. Not very unusual though is it? They should make him do shows on the weekends. He makes me laugh and stuff. The Office is on tonight. WoOoOoO. I'm too weak to be excited, even in text.

I'm on a break for another half and hour. I suppose I'll look up pictures of Paul Banks and chew my gum and wait around. I bet I failed my English exam that was due today too. And I swear I tried.

This is all. Cheers.

Old Timey

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:41:29 GMT

Ah. Back to my old layout. Oldie but goodie.

I wrote a story from, like, 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. I couldn't put my pen down. I watched this video where this guy had taken photos of a guy found dead on the beach (suicide) and he had this music set to it (which I now have) and it was just...amazing. It had a bunch of stuff about, "You're not alone, blah blah," before and after (I'm not mocking, I'm just tired, It's 5:35 in the morning now) the pictures but it was just weird. He was down by the shore and they had to move him so the water wouldn't get to him so they dragged him away from the shoreline and his body left this imprint in the sand and they left his right arm above his head. I dunno. I just found it extremely...oh, God, I hate this using this word--inspiring or whatever you'd like to call it--eye-opening. The dead guy must have been laid there for an hour or more waiting for all the people to be done with him--police, photographer, coroner, detective. So, I just began to wonder what it would be like to be that person, just waiting to get put in a body bag. Waiting to be dragged away from prying eyes.

I must say: I do not condone suicide. It's a person's choice, in my opinion, what they do with their life even if that means end it but it should be a rational decision. It shouldn't happen in a fit of sadness over a breakup or something silly and superficial like that and help should be sought.

Anyways, I may post the link to the video when I'm less tired.

Cheers!

P.S. The wind is blowing very strongly and it's very cold out and rainy (maybe sleet-y). I'm kind of scared the house will blow over!

It's been too long...

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:50:54 GMT

Really. Since I've had a drink. And it feels nice.
So...

I'm thinking about stopping school. Not quitting but stopping. It's making me absolutely miserable. I feel so much better when I think of the end (of school). I'll finish another semester and take the classes I need. I think I might explore a bit. Try out graphic design. Other than that, let's face it: I'm not smart enough but I'm not stupid. I'm only smart when I'm passionate and...I'm not passionate about school. I'm passionate about some classes because I actually care and want to put forth the effort (basically just Creative Writing). Well. We'll see.

Everything will be fine.

I've used that mantra every time things have gone bad. And guess what? Everything was fine. I am still alive and I'm still learning.

Other than that, I'm really happy Obama won.

Now. I'm gonna browse the internet some. Maybe think about my homework, maybe make some icons and enjoy the rest of my liqueur lemonade (with the ' over the top like Ryan did on The Office when Dwight came back and they were supposed to have a fiesta for Oscar and he was supposed to Mexican-ize the lemonade). Cheers!

Well...

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:15:52 GMT

I'm finally getting happier about my work situation.

I'm reading Gonzo by Jann Wenner about Hunter S. Thompson. It is lots o' laughs.

I am at school way too early.

I think I'll finish some homework even though I have an hour and fifteen minutes after my first class (Yay for cancelled classes!).

Boo for no electricity. Four days and counting.

How to lose friends & alienate people

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:37:23 GMT

A talent I have down to a tee.

What does that expression mean, too?

BONUS!
My favorite Simon Pegg/Nick Fost interview:

Paper Planes

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:27:48 GMT

Go see Pineapple Express.

I still need to see the beginning. :(

Luv this stuff for realz

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:31:20 GMT

Three minute meal: MadTv.

The embedding is disabled on this. Stupid, yes, but watch it anyways! I've been searching for this for months and months!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMQ1bTo1xjA

Remember this diddy?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:34:13 GMT

I bought Pride and Prejudice and Atonement off of ebay. Guess whose excited for James McAvoy in Wanted!!

Guess who April thought was a fine piece in Hang 'Em High!!

Fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch!!!

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:14:57 GMT

How does a girl get so behind on her clothes shopping? *sigh*

Today was my last day of math class so you can probably guess what I did. I hightailed it outta there and spent some serious cash. All clothing. Guess what I need now? Accessories. Why do girls have to spend so much time and energy, let alone a ton of money, to be considered sociably beautiful or accepted? Oh well, I'm not going to get extremely feminist about this subject right now. The shallow answer is short and simple: We find it to be fun. I got like 5 pairs of hot ass pants and some tank tops and a thin sweater thing. I also got my niece and nephew some coloring books: Seasame street and Kung Fu Panda. I also got them a video of the story about the fish with the shiny scales who wouldn't share. Dunno the name off the top of my head. I also got them some motion fish stickers. The stickers that make the fish look like they're moving. And I bought me When Harry met Sally. Haven't watched it yet but I will. Oh and--

Reasons why the Happening was awesome.

5. The cinematography. The cinematography was awesome with the guys jumping off the roof and the jeep smashing into the tree. I love how it was filmed. I also loved the helicopter like view of when the people were running towards the model house and when the guy laid down in front of the lawn mower.

4. "Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic tree. I'm still doing it." The comedy in this movie rocked pretty hard.

3. Zooey Deschanel. Oh, Zooey. How could I ever hate you? You and your big blue doe eyes...

2. Mark Walhberg. Wow. I never noticed how intense his face is. Or how funny he is. But I've always noticed he's pretty hot.

1. My all time favorite part:

Elliot: "I went to the pharmacy the other day and there was a real good looking pharmacist behind the counter. A real good looking pharmacist. And I asked where the cough syrup was and I didn't even have a cough. And I almost bought it. A completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup that cost like 6 bucks."

Alma: "Are you joking?"

Elliot: *Turns and slowly nods, hesitantly...*

Alma: *Whispers* "Thank you..."

I'm sure that's not the exact quote word for word, but I watched it twice so far. Well, I didn't watch the last fifteen minutes the second time cause I wanted to spend more money. But I recommend this film despite what you may have heard. Focus on the comedy of the film! And it's not likely that this could happen, but it does have a point.

The Happening Red Band Trailer:

In Politics

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:25:48 GMT

Barack Obama is the Democratic Presidential nominee!!!

Sex and the City

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:51:31 GMT

Guess what? I watched Sex and the City the movie yesterday. It was absolutely fucking hilarious. I loved it. It was like the best finale to the finale. Probably my favorite 'episode' actually.

Highlights:

Charlotte eating nothing but pudding while the girls were in Mexico. When Samantha mentions how awesome the food is, Charlotte remarks, "It's Mexico!"

Charlotte opening her mouth while showering in Mexico: "Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants."

Carrie: I need to get out of my Mexicoma.
Samantha: Aww, you made a little joke! Good for you!

Carrie and Big touring an apartment: Hello...I live here.

Charlotte's little girl answering Carrie's phone: "Sex."

Carrie's fashion show: Take or Toss.

There's a whole lot more but I can't say it or else I'll ruin it. So go see it. It wasn't a flop fo' sure.

Balls...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:06:12 GMT

I've been trying and trying to put up a post today! First, my internet got all weird and couldn't load anything but it said I had a connection so I shut down and now I have a connection. Secondly, I'm sick as fuck and coughing blood and looking to possibly throw up during some course during tonight. Thirdly, I can't see a doctor. And fourthly, I feel like fucking crap and look like fucking crap and hate everything at this point. Fifthly, I called Cleo "darling" in my comment back to her and anytime I say , write or hear the word "darling" I think of Cruella Devil. I love puppies. I swear. Sixthly, I can't open up a stupid fucking Word document and I need to write and my computer is fucking stupid! However, seventhly, I found a perfect villain for me. Let's see if anyone guesses her during the party.

My favorite song currently (you knew this was coming Jess/Eliot!):

Ur so gay by Katy Perry

I love Glass vase, cello case. It makes me want to be a lesbian...almost. Or maybe just watch But I'm a Cheerleader!